pokemon card shuffler 2600mAh Rechargeable Auto-Stop Automatic Card Shuffler Low Noise Fits 1-2 Decks Compatible with Poker, Blackjack, Phase 10 bend cards or old cards may not work (playing cards are not included) Trainer Supporter Copycat Shuffle Draw

We can't quite make up our favorite of the three, but perhaps Venusaur is edging it

Valley Rotcaller Rarity: Rare TYPE: Creature SUBTYPE: Squirrel Warlock CMC: 2 Mana cost: USD: $2.64 EUR: 1.90 TIX: 0.02 EDHREC RANK: 2307 (1/3) Menace Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control

As a side-note, I looked up who Gwendlyn Di Corci is and, well, suffice to say that she's the sort of person who would really appreciate handcuffs

Slickshot Show-Off is a new card printed this year, and it has already taken Standard, Pioneer, and Modern by storm