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Much like Secret Rare and Ultra Rare, Hyper Rare cards have a card number higher than the last regular number in the set

They've got lifelink and a neat Trace Aether ability that triggers once per turn whenever you cast a noncreature spellletting you return a creature from your graveyard to your hand as long as it shares the same mana value

Maybe I've missed something and this really should be priced alongside the best MTG cards in Standard

It only takes a few hits with Blighted Agent when it's pumped up through any number of spells to increase its power, multiplying the number of poison counters it hands out as its power grows